Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
