how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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