nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
tell your sister to shave her snatch
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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