So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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