i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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