I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
vagina is talking i cant
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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