i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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