Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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