I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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