i don't like sucking hair
He told me they were just razor bumps!
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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