this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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