i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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