One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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