He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
