isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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