Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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