I wanna bring you to show and tell
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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