Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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