chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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