I hate your face
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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