I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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