the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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