i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Randomize
