I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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