is wine microwaveable?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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