You're my little dorito
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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