toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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