just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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