Are we in a gay sports bar?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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