Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.

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(512): View more from Texas

I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.

(1-512): View more from Texas

Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply

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(714): View more from California

Ikea night.

(949): View more from California

?

(714): View more from California

Insert tab A into swedish slot B

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(951): View more from California

better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage

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(602): View more from Arizona

I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.

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(805): View more from California

You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice

(623): View more from Arizona

You suck, She hit so hard.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.

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