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• (440): View more from Ohio

  if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret

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• (518): View more from New York

  i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?

  (815): View more from Illinois

  Quite the contrary. Sophistication.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate

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• (315): View more from New York

  Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover

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• (305): View more from Florida

  One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.

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