In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program