oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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