Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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