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(313): View more from Michigan

thanks...oh and i got my period

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told you

(313): View more from Michigan

oh hush

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(614): View more from Ohio

The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.

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(207): View more from Maine

Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.

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(207): View more from Maine

I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.

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(512): View more from Texas

When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man

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(810): View more from Michigan

Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.

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(407): View more from Florida

The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night

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So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.

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