The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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