what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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