make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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