We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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