My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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