Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!