Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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