White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible