The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Randomize
