There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
