i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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