I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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