I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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