If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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