tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
