So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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