the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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