the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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