great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth