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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows

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• (972): View more from Texas

  you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.

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  round 2?

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  EVER.

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• (845): View more from New York

  the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well

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• (917): View more from New York City

  The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.

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• (679): View more from Michigan

  I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.

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• (707): View more from California

  Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.

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  And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha

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• (559): View more from California

  Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.

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