I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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