hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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