do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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