I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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