i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
soo... how was my night?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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