i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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